GREG: Look, I know you're really bracing for this sweet girl... ...that you probably like a lot to die. Just please bear with me. She doesn't. She gets better. I promise. (EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' CONTINUE PLAYING)
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It's me who has to lie in bed all day, with a shaved head... ...getting weaker and uglier, and more miserable, with no hope in sight.
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Seriously, like, how many... how many pillows is that?
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Not figuratively.
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1.5s
The hell you want?
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I don't know.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.8s
Like that.
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2.8s
All right, son, get on your feet. Sounds good.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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I guess everyone's trying to figure out how to, like... ...twerk medievally? (CHUCKLES)
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1.8s
Is everything all right?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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Daniel Craig's thing is, he's got an accent, right? So he's used to talking with his mouth in a weird shape... ...which is why he has pouty lips, like a woman. Lickable technology, like, I could text you a sandwich. I think that's where phones are headed. There's a button on the nape of his neck, under the skin. Just push it if you want him to stop.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.9s
Is this a pity date? No. No, it's not a pity date.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
16.7s
This is it! You've gone too far! You've leaked the unleakable secret because you hold nothing sacred. 'Cause you're a dickhead! The foundation of any good working partnership is trust... ...and I can no longer trust you in any way. You'll leak anything to anyone. It's like working with Julian Assange. Assangde. Ass-andge. Damn it!