I want you to promise me something as I care about you. You gotta promise me you're not gonna have a baby... ...unless you're ready to love that baby's mother your whole life... ...and this is serious. I'm telling you something that nobody's gonna tell you. Don't pick a girl who's push-pull, you know? You wanna pick somebody who's gonna love you...
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What? I mean, at least high school, it's over at 3:00... ...and it's kids I mostly know by now. But college is just gonna be non-stop strangers. And some of them even live in your room. It's like you can literally never relax. I see myself dying of a panic attack two weeks in.
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Greg! You never told me. Well, we never told anybody 'bout them. They suck. I mean, they're terrible. I'm pretty sure they don't suck. EARL: Well, you can see for yourself if you want.
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GREG: Okay, so just look at me when you answer the questions. Don't worry about the camera, all right?
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Hey, uh... When are you guys finishing your movie?
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Let's just watch this first, okay?
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The soup had drugs.
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She gave up.
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Hey, come on.
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She's gonna look great without hair. That's a fact, so... Yeah, I just wanted to say what's up. Rachel! We've got two cute little mouse boys on our doorstep that wanna say hi!
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Then I drift away EARL: We can walk you home. RACHEL: He needs to recover, and you probably should look after him.