What are you guys doing here? Well, we can't go to breakfast without you. -Come on, we're celebrating. -Come on, let's go. l'm in. Breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.
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Raise your hands if you're keeping yourjobs!
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Nate!
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God damn it! -l'm going next. -Hey, girl! l'm inspired! l'm going next. -No, l called it. l called it. -No, no, wait. -l'm so happy for you! -Shit. l was about to do my balls! Hey! What about the 3D printer?
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Carol!
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Excuse me. Excuse me!
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Shit!
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And really confusing. l thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. lt has Christmas, Hanukkah, kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included! ls everyone included? What about... What about the... The Mormons?
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Canceled? Bunch of bitches!
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Hey, sis.
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Nobody listens to H.R.
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Sounds like he didn't invite her, dude. Oh, my God, did you not... No! l mean, l hope she's not imaginary pissed. You won't get any more imaginary blowjobs. Right?
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Josh, we have a situation. Mary! How do you always just appear? You're like a human pop-up ad. Did you read my latest memo on appropriate work dress?
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Hey, Carol!
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Tim. Drew.
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My first night on the job. On the ol' J-O-B. -lt's your first night? -Yeah. -Driving? -First night driving the ol' Ubes. lt's a pretty sweet gig, though. Make my own hours. You know, l could hook you up if you want to be an Uber driver. l'm good. l already have a job. Thank you very much. Yeah, but you could be CEO of your own car! l am a CEO. Of Uber?
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-Walter Davis? -Yeah. -ls at this party? -That's right. Where is he? l don't know. Where was he? He was just on the stage. Guys? Guys!
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Yeah. l saw that. Doctor, l assure you. l am in charge. There will be no more partying. l'm literally standing right in front of you. l'm literally right here. l just don't know what it is you think that l'm not seeing. Doctor, l would never disobey medical advice.
