Because if you want him, you're gonna have to pay for him. lt's almost the playoffs, not the second week of the regular season.
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And l'm already feeling kind of a "fuck you" vibe down there, definitely not Christmas spirit. l can't argue with you there. Good. l want to Secret Santa the shit out of the staff meeting. Come on.
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-The bar free all night? -lt is, yeah. So is all this yummy food. Give it a try. How about that salmon station down there, huh? Sales has already given it a whack. l hate those guys. -Hairy-shouldered donkey fuckers. -Hey...
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Moving on.
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Okay, where's your car? l took a cab. l thought we were gonna take your car. No, l took the El.
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Okay. You ready?
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Joel is dead.
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Can we work and walk?
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This isn't a dildo. lt's a body massager. Yeah, well, it's a circumcised purple penis. lt could be considered sexual. Why is it like that? Everything here could be considered sexual. Hey, what about this for Alan from legal?
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-No? Anybody? -No. No, nothing. Josh? No. Just give it a little more time, all right?
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That could get you a sexual harassment suit. What? Why? Not everyone likes dildos for Christmas.
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What'd you get all over your seats? No, it's from the parrots. Relax, it's not poop. lt's some... lt's genital secretions. lt's mating season.
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Well, Alan's bald. lt's so hard to shop for the bald. Who are they? What do they want?
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Let's try that again. Allison, where's Clay?
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You have no new ideas and there is no new revenue. -l have something new. -Really? -No, you don't. -Yeah, l do. -lt's not ready. -lt is ready. -We can hear you. -Yeah, sorry. We can. lt's a completely silent room. -Go ahead. -Yeah...
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You have got to be shitting me.
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Simple. Or did they not teach that to you in hacker college?
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He's got... He's got this gift. l don't... l don't get it.
