Oh, my gosh. Okay, you know what, take me to your personal safe right now. We don't need money where we're going. -Where are we going? -For glory. The Clark Street Bridge. This time of night it'll be up. We're gonna jump the bridge and never look back.
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Hi. How you doing? Have you seen a guy in a Santa suit? Fuck you. l don't tell you anything. All right, now listen here.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, Mary? Mary, get in the car!
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There's a back room.
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Shit!
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Back door? Thank you. -Bitch. -What?
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What did we hit?
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Yeah!
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Josh, l'm sorry that l said you were safe.
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The collision severed the primary fiber line, as well as its backup, paralyzing lnternet, DSL, and ceIIuIar communications citywide.
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-Oh, God. -Yeah, l fucked up. l did. l lost a lot of people's jobs. l hurt a lot of good people tonight. Yeah, totally. Cool story. Are we coming up to your apartment building on the left, or the right, or... We're not going to my apartment. Yes, we are. We are going to your apartment to go to the safe. There's nothing safe about what we're gonna do. -What? -Yeah, it's like you said, you know. We need to escape them, so that's what we're gonna do. -Red light. -What the fuck are you talking about? There's a red light! That's a red light!
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Hi. Me again. Where's Santa? Fuck you.
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And remember that tonight the decisions you make wiII have consequences that wiII haunt you for the rest of your professionaI Iives.
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Hey, the music is really loud. Do you want to go somewhere and talk?
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Who's Jimmy Butler? Two-time All-Star. Best player on my fantasy team. Fuck you, Butler! l don't know why l said that. Fuck. These are great. You know what? Why don't you give me your number and l'll text these to you.
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The only guy l would maybe consider is Rob from Logistics. He looks pretty good since he got his stomach stapled. -Well, Fred's cute. -Who?
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The new guy from Accounting. Yeah, l normally wouldn't wanna date someone from Accounting. You know, or, like, from work at all, but it's just that thing of like... l don't have any friends outside of work anymore, so...
