God damn! Get on up here, Mary! Give me the mike. No, no, no. Give me the mike. Give it up for Mary! Mary, everybody, yeah!
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You got to stop. When I say H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! When I say H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! And when she says H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! Yeah!
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She's what makes this company great, just like every motherfucker in here!
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If y'aII want to party Iike we do If y'aII want to party Iike us Let me hear you say...
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If y'aII want to party Iike we do If y'aII want to party Iike us Let me hear you say...
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Due to inclement weather, aII flights have been canceIed.
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When I say freeze, y'aII freeze one time Freeze!
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Okay, that's part of it. Yeah!
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This is a sample cheeseboard for our holiday mixer tonight. l know it's a little heavy on the Gouda... That was the MvP last year. l do have a feisty Cheddar on the bench. l think that pairs better with the mulled non-alcoholic wine myself, but what do l know? Wait, wait. l'm sorry. Excuse me. You're having a Christmas party tonight? lt's not a Christmas party. lt's a non-denominational holiday mixer. More inclusive. Well, whatever the fuck it is, it's not happening. Yeah, it's definitely... Well, it's not "happenin"' because it happens at 5:30 in the afternoon. lt's just a small thing that's really important to all of us, but trust me, it's gonna suck.
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So... -ls there anything else? -Actually, yes.
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You know what? l'm gonna sit. Not because you told me to, but because l prefer it.
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All right, well, that doesn't sound very real to me. Well, if it was real, l wouldn't have to invent it. l'm sorry, what's your name again? Tracey Hughes. And if you forget again, it's on all of the recent patents for Zenotek.
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-Four years. -Four years?
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Well, how long have you been figuring?
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Now Iet me cIear my throat Special dedication Going out to all the ladies And all the brothers in here!
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Zenotek, you having a good time now? You ready to kick this up a notch? Yeah! Hit me with the horns, Calvis!