Hi, nice to meet you. Mary just fucking cited me! Okay? l thought this was a party. lf l want to dick tap Alan, l'm gonna dick tap Alan. That's a timeless gag! -Never not funny! -Okay, off you go. She is like a poisonous fucking cloud of shit gas, like, just seeping into everybody's good time. Every word she says makes my fucking hemorrhoids throb! -l want that on the record. -lt is.
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Do you want to take a selfie with him? Everyone's doin' it. You know, l'm a Cavs fan, actually. There's a good team. -This was a mistake. -Hang on. Hang on. No, no, no. Come on. Now, a mistake would be to miss the salmon station. Do you like salmon?
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He's in customer service? Yeah, he's much better on the phone. That's really where he shines. Here we go.
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Okay. Here you go. -lt's really a body massager. -No, it's a vibrator.
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You want to swim upstream with me and go try some salmon?
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Hey, Jeremy. This is Jeremy, our customer service manager.
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What does that even mean?
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One vibrator, please.
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Hey, Josh!
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Okay. Well, have a good time and maybe the skirt and the shirt can meet each other. Okay.
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Mary, this is my girlfriend.
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Ma'am, we're not zoned for livestock. Please put the horse in Conference Room C and lock the door. l love your dress. Thank you. l... l knitted it myself. lt was a sweater vest that just didn't know when to quit.
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No, dude. lt's the eggnog luge. Sorry.
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Hey, Walter! -Welcome to Zenotek. -How are you? l'm so glad you came. Good to see you. Can l take your coat? -No, no, l'm good, actually. -You sure? Okay. All right. Walt, what would you like to get started with? You know, we got a photo booth. lt's like getting your picture taken in a tiny house. We love it.
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Come on. Let's go meet your friends. Yeah? l can close it myself! l'm a woman in 201 6. Jesus.
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Okay, so now, just have a good time. lf you use handcuffs, have a spare key, okay?
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Jimmy Butler is here! -Jimmy Butler from the Bulls is here. -What? Come on! Where is he?
