This is where not having any family actually pays off. l get the whole city to myself. lt's like some kind of awesome plague came in and spared only me and the Chinese restaurants.
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Well, Alan's bald. lt's so hard to shop for the bald. Who are they? What do they want?
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Could l have a beer, please? Pretty great, huh, Jeremy? Yeah, it's so weird, l feel like l'm still at the office. Yeah. Thank you. lt's so nice not to have to talk about work. Yeah, so nice.
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Hey! lt's canceled, Clay! The thing is not happening at all. l'm not messing with you. Hey! Stop doing that! Hey, idiot, l'm looking right at you. l saw that! You whispered to the farty cheese lady. Well... Don't make me pull rank, Clay. lt is canceled.
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I Iove this company!
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You could have dated me, Josh. But you freaked out and ran away. l still had PTSD from my marriage just ending, so...
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Yeah. We couldn't get anyone to watch him. But don't worry, he has an iPad. We could ax murder each other and he wouldn't even notice.
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This is useless. You gonna be solo? There's not gonna be a stocking on your mantel for Jimmy Butler at your place?
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Thank you for that.
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Hey, Jeremy.
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Well, it looks like we just hired Walter Davis.
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No, l'm so sorry, l didn't mean to give you that impression. l just got carried away. l just really like you.
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-Maybe Butlerbook? -l like it. -Jimmyface? -These are all good ideas. Do you want to see the first processor that we ever made? lt's as big as a mini-fridge and it used to set fires. lt's upstairs with the good tequila. -Of course. -Casamigos. l'll save some for you.
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There she is! My sister from another mister! l'm kidding, our mother didn't start having affairs until the mid-90s. What are you doing here? Well, we were just going over your fourth quarter earnings. And l wondered if l was missing something. Probably.
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Carol, you know, he's turning blue. Yeah. Our family, you got to tap out.
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-You know, l do have a girlfriend. -l know. She's a human woman, and we've done it. Maybe just don't talk about her so much at work. lt's just gonna make those guys jealous. You know, not only are you their boss, but you also have a hot girlfriend. -Yeah. -You know? -lt's too much. l hate you. -Yeah. -Have a good day. -You, too!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hey. You okay? l was down. l was having a bad day. But now l'm lifting. l'm seeing things. My mind. The ideas are flying through my mind! -l'm feeling strong. -Okay, good.
