The board will vote me CEO. That is happening. So let's just do this, okay?
Office Christmas Party
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You do not want to die at the hands of Lululemon here. lt'd be real embarrassing for you. You're a large guy, and she's made of nothing but salad and Smartwater.
Office Christmas Party
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You can't silence us all. l know why you took a medical leave. lt's hard for me to bring her out in public because she's so beautiful. Hey, guys. People put models on this crazy pedestal... -Yep. -But l think that's why, you know, Becca fell for me, because l just treat her like a normal person. Good for you, man. Hey, so, are you gonna be inviting your fake girlfriend to the holiday party later? l mean, l just want to make sure you have time to inflate her.
Office Christmas Party
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Get in. Come on.
Office Christmas Party
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Okay, Larry, l know how a hand job works. l had no idea you guys were together. Wait, what are you talking about? So Becca gave Larry a hand job in the men's room.
Office Christmas Party
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Canadian cinema with a concentration in French-Canadian cinema. Canadian music with a concentration in Rush.
Office Christmas Party
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Yeah. You're right. Now, y'all didn't forget about DJ Calvis! l want to go back to the party!
Okay, l'm gonna suck my dick. She's gonna suck it on this one, guys. Guys, can we go back to one for sucking my dick? l like it 'cause it looks like he's trying just a little too hard. The artist? l hadn't thought about the artist. Was this not where you had the key to the city of Margaritaville? Yeah, l did. l got rid of it.
Office Christmas Party
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This week has been a scheduling nightmare! My iCal crashed, and now all my appointments are set in 201 9. And in Hebrew. lt's a flawed program. l've been saying this for years. -Shut up. -Shit.
Office Christmas Party
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Zenotek! Zenotek! That poor guy. What a day he's had. First he gets fired and now this. -Wait, what? -Did you say fired?
Office Christmas Party
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You know what? Let's start with a drink. Come on. Yeah. Are you thirsty? Clay, you want a drink with Walter?
Office Christmas Party
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Shit, shit! lf you want to make it in this world, learn to lie better.
