Some other stuff. But no Cronuts, that's a bastard pastry. l still hate your rules.
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What about the Jews for Jesus? -What about Scientologists? -Yeah. Mysticism. What about Shintoism? Satanism. Right. What about something for the Satanists? Jeremy, come on. l... l admire the stand that you're taking, but let's schedule the protest rally for after the workday, shall we? And, Mary, let's let it slide.
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Okay, Becca's real. And we're not gonna mix business with pleasure.
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Got it right here. Hi. Nate.
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Okay, Larry, l know how a hand job works. l had no idea you guys were together. Wait, what are you talking about? So Becca gave Larry a hand job in the men's room.
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He used all of his inheritance. lt's a hard word to say. To keep this branch afloat with his in-her-i-tance.
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-Was that you? -l got it! Yeah, l got it, too! l got mine! Yeah. Yeah, there's mine. Holy shit!
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Okay, l'm gonna suck my dick. She's gonna suck it on this one, guys. Guys, can we go back to one for sucking my dick? l like it 'cause it looks like he's trying just a little too hard. The artist? l hadn't thought about the artist. Was this not where you had the key to the city of Margaritaville? Yeah, l did. l got rid of it.
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He used all of his inheritance...
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And l didn't get mono!
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Andrew from the copy room told me that he had mono. And l said that l wanted to get mono because l wanted to take a month off from work. And l kissed him deeply.
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Canadian cinema with a concentration in French-Canadian cinema. Canadian music with a concentration in Rush.
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Your mother's never coming back. Merry Christmas!
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Canadian linguistics.
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We're clear?
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"Hi, l'm Carol. l have the shingles again." "l'm Carol. Has anyone seen my TV Guide?" "l'm Carol. Change frightens me." "We have to put Carol down. She's old."
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Well, that is great news, Joel. Actually, it's Calvis now. And forever.
