No, 95. -lt's simple math. -Well, okay. lt might be simple on paper, but you're forgetting the wind, the weight of the Kia, the four of us, bird cages... l prefer to call them bird condos, and so do the birds.
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You know, you trying to jump that bridge was really... Brave? That what you were going for?
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Oh, my...
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Hey, look at that!
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Somebody is getting fired.
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And, you know, we can skip this, too.
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Careful, careful, careful!
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Fuck. l love America! l am not gonna die in a minivan.
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We need something else, something that will make us look cool. Does anybody know anybody who knows the Kanye West? -No. -No. But my girlfriend does PR for the Bulls. Okay, does your girlfriend have a friend who knows the man that makes us call him Yeezy? Nate, what's up, man? Did you see? Significant others are welcome at the party. Look at that. Looks like we're finally gonna meet Becca. Yeah!
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-What... What's happening? -Did you guys find Clay?
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Nate! How's that server bank?
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You're right. Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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Forever.
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-"Twelve"? -Twelve is the new seven. -What? -Since when?
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So we can already connect to the lnternet through standard electrical lines and obviously we can do it through the air.
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Back up. Make a single file line against that wall and she will be with you when she has a fucking minute!
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Now, we can't fix the lnternet if we can't get on the lnternet. Everything is down. Okay, well, all the phones are working. What about a dial-up modem? Great. Now all you need is a RadioShack and a time machine. -The G1 had it, right? -There's one in Clay's office.
