No, he's cute. Actually... lt's like the calling never stops. l know. lt's so annoying.
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So the bartender says, "We don't see many gorillas." And the gorilla says, "Well, at $1 2 for a martini, l can see why not." You know a lot of gorilla jokes. -Yeah. -Excuse me.
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-Yeah. -l'm Fred. l just joined accounting.
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What's the most annoying thing about the lnternet?
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Should be dry. Okay. Nate says Clay's on the South Side.
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All right, guys.
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Because if you want him, you're gonna have to pay for him. lt's almost the playoffs, not the second week of the regular season.
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And l'm already feeling kind of a "fuck you" vibe down there, definitely not Christmas spirit. l can't argue with you there. Good. l want to Secret Santa the shit out of the staff meeting. Come on.
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-The bar free all night? -lt is, yeah. So is all this yummy food. Give it a try. How about that salmon station down there, huh? Sales has already given it a whack. l hate those guys. -Hairy-shouldered donkey fuckers. -Hey...
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Moving on.
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Okay, where's your car? l took a cab. l thought we were gonna take your car. No, l took the El.
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Okay. You ready?
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Joel is dead.
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Can we work and walk?
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This isn't a dildo. lt's a body massager. Yeah, well, it's a circumcised purple penis. lt could be considered sexual. Why is it like that? Everything here could be considered sexual. Hey, what about this for Alan from legal?
