-"Twelve"? -Twelve is the new seven. -What? -Since when?
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So we can already connect to the lnternet through standard electrical lines and obviously we can do it through the air.
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Back up. Make a single file line against that wall and she will be with you when she has a fucking minute!
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Now, we can't fix the lnternet if we can't get on the lnternet. Everything is down. Okay, well, all the phones are working. What about a dial-up modem? Great. Now all you need is a RadioShack and a time machine. -The G1 had it, right? -There's one in Clay's office.
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Like an unmanned fire hose.
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-Thank God he's okay. -Well... So, maybe you'll reconsider firing everyone? Once it gets out there that we caused this crash, the board finds out, my ass is fired. No one has a job.
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-An lnternet blackout. -An lnternet blackout! Let's get you back to the office. -Yes! -Come on. l'm gonna text you that claims form, yeah? -l'm sorry, Mary. -Go save the company!
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Mom?
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-So... -Carol? ls now a good time to exchange insurance information for the car stuff? lt's not. You know, we would've made it, by the way. -At the speed you were going? -Comfortably. Please. To make that jump, with that incline, you would have had to at least been going... -1 1 0. -95.
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No, not about that. Although hacker college does sound awesome. lt's AnywAir. l've been doing it wrong. l... l've been treating the power grid as if it was a seamless source of lnternet. lt's not seamless, it's messy. lt...
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-Hey. -Hey.
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But your dancing is wild and free.
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Dad?
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Really committing. That's nice.
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He'll just sit there with that dumb look on his face.
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Hey. About what happened... All good. Everyone has their thing. l know it seems weird, but l just crave discipline. My family had no set meal times. Yeah, it's cool. l don't need your origin story.
