How many times are we gonna do this? What? Cast your line and not catch anything? Seems like a billion. I think you know what I'm talking about. The lying. The sneaking out. The pretending to be Batman. Blue Justice, trademark pending. Whatever. You're being reckless. Ugh! Not this conversation again. Hey. It's no fun for me, either. But if you keep being irresponsible, we're gonna keep having this conversation. How is it irresponsible to use my powers? Sonic, you destroyed an entire city block! That block was already messed up. Who cares? Look, I stopped a robbery. I was a hero. No, you put people in danger and that's not what a hero does.
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[Sonic on tape] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here quick! Oh, no, here comes another one! [farts] Go. Now. Save yourself. [tape rewinds] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, [distorting] because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here... Ugh! I knew I should've used real farts.
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But trust me when I tell you, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you. Whoa. Look at you. [Chuckles] Look at that. I just got goose bumps. Wait a second. Did you steal that from Oprah? No, sir. That is a Wachowski family special. Came from my dad, in this very boat, on this very lake.
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You see, Earth is my turf, G. If you don't know how to floss, you'll be lost without me. I understand nothing of what you just said. I help you retrieve the Emerald, and you use it to... destroy the hedgehog! You're suggesting an alliance. Around here we simply grip each other's hands tightly.
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At last. The Master Emerald. Ultimate power. Soon order will be restored. All because of what we have done together. Such a lovely sentiment, Knuckles. I think I feel a single tear forming.
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[Sonic] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Good morning, Green Hills!
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Looks like it's real, huh? [laughs]
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Kuh! Kuh! Kuh! Nga-nga-nga-nga-nga! Yeah, there's more where that came from. [Knuckles grunts]
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[Tom sighs] What a day.
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I can take care of myself. Sonic, taking care of yourself is not what being a hero's all about. It's about taking responsibility for other people. And right now, whether you want to hear this or not, you are still just a kid. You got some more growing up to do before you're ready to be the big hero.
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Wow. Okay. Let me just say it is an honor to finally meet you, Sonic. Is it okay if I call you Sonic? Everyone calls me Tails. You're probably wondering why. Let me guess. Because of the extra tail? That's right! I should've known you'd get that. Cool. Also, what is going on? Robotnik's back? And who is Clifford the Big Red Rage Monster? [Tails] That's Knuckles, the last of the Echidnas and the most dangerous warrior in the galaxy. He's obsessed with finding the Master Emerald. [Sonic] Are you serious? The Master Emerald? That's just a bedtime story. Well, he believes it's real. And he must think you're the key to finding it.
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[screams] I can't swim! Help! If I die, don't look in my closet! Hey, hey, you're good. You're all right. Come on. [shivering] It's freezing. All right, okay. Take it easy. [shivering] All right. You're good. Okay.
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[lapping] Oh! Blech! Ozzy, morning breath! Sonic. Are you still in bed? You're supposed to meet Tom, remember? [grunts] All right, all right, I'm up! I'm up.
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[sirens wailing] [tires screech]
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[sighs] You're supposed to be my friend. Stop trying to be my dad.
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[bones cracking] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [gasping] You truculent space bumpkin! You've crushed my favorite hand! Really? My hand is uninjured. Ugh. But I'm now convinced of your commitment. "Oh, goody," he exclaimed, while he reset two of his knuckles. [bones crack] I'm... delighted to be on the same team.
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[Tails] Uh, Sonic, where are we? Welcome to the Wade Cave. Which is something I hope to someday say to a woman. A woman who's not my mom. [chuckles] Wade, focus. We need to figure out why Knuckles thinks I'm the key to finding the Master Emerald. And why did he mention Longclaw? There must be a connection. Wait a minute. There is. Look. There's an emerald symbol on the map Longclaw gave me. I never knew what it meant before. [Tails] Something's happening. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!