You, my friend, you are the best decision I've made in quite a long time. I have to pat myself on the ass for that. Thank you, Mister. Feels good to be appreciated. Don't call me Mr. , Cassius. Call me. Million-dollar question for you, Cassius. Do you like to party? I like parties. What are you doing tonight? Oh, I got this thing. Well my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend... Fudge all that.
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Hell yeah. I just got to do this other thing. You go to your other thing. And I'll be there waiting. Pick you up.
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Oh, excuse me.
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- What, about us getting paid? - Yeah. I mean, I just think it's kind of silly that we have to be all excited. - I know, right? - It's bullshit. Exactly. I mean, you just cut straight to the chase, man. That's awesome. A player gotta mob up with us for some scrill and bennies. Well, what the fuck does that mean?
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It's people like you that are gonna save this nation. I mean look don't get me wrong; we still need the workers to do the work. Per se. But we also need people like you. People that can be trusted.
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Ah. Okay.
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I've seen you around for a couple weeks. It was a good question in there. Cassius. People call me Cash.
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It was a really good question in there, man.
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I was just giving you shit, man. I'm... I'm Squeeze.
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- Stop! Stop! - Out devil! Stop!
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Walk it off.
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Nothing in this office is free, man, you gotta put money in there.
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This is Cassius Green from "Have-A-Cola-And-A-Smile-Bitch" fame. I want to be on your show tomorrow.
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This is fucking weird shit. Okay? Now, the proposal that I want to make you is this...
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"Have a Cola and smile, Bitch" "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me". Today, YouTube sensation Cassius Green is here. You had 500 million people watch you get pegged to the noggin and get utterly humiliated. It was effin hilarious. The way your hair went up like that...
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- Thanks for calling, man. - Yeah.
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## Could you play my clip now, please? Okay. Is it as crazy as the cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip? Not possible.
