# The shittiest breath in Oakland # Keeping turning, Troit. Turn. ...the fourth day of violent protests at WorryFree headquarters. Protesters say WorryFree's method of lifetime labor contracts is a new form of slavery. WorryFree CEO Steve Lift was interviewed on Oprah today. No. Conclusively no. Our workers do not sign contracts under threats of physical violence so, therefore, the comparison to slavery is just ludicrous and offensive. We're transforming life itself. We're saving the economy. I mean, we're... we're saving lives.
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It's all highlighted in my book. I lay out the whole thing. Many of the violent protesters are part of the "Left Eye Faction" and are identifiable by the black mark under their left eye. There's no employment for many people. Even sweat shops have been replaced by WorryFree LiveWork Centers. These places are prisons, and we're packed in there like sardines, fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone 14 hours a day. I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me!
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Yeah, but you know, I... I just... at the end of the day I just don't want to be stuck in their position. Ah, shit. D, wiper duty, please. Come on, man. I never get wiper duty. You can wipe my ass, Sal. Oh, really? With what? My tongue? Well, shit, it might make your breath smell a little bit better. - # Shitty breath, Sal # - # Sal # - # Shitty breath, Sal # - Oh, God.
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Almost done... this job's crazy right?
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Do you need help or something?
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Fuck you! Fuck you!
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Fucking God...
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And fuck you!
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Good luck.
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Pack up your shit and get out. Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you! - What? No... - Fuck you! - Fuck you! - No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green. You're starting to sound a little paranoid here. We're the bearers of good news. Great news. Great mothafuckin' news. Great motherfucking news. Power Caller. - What the fuck... - Yeah, we just got the call. They think you're A-1 material. You're going upstairs my compadre. Yes. You are getting a promotion. 9:00 AM tomorrow morning. - Do you have a suit? - Of course he does. Powerful, young, strong, intelligent Power Caller. - But, but they, um... - Oh, God. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. You're not going against their actions. All their issues are down here. Not up there.
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You, uh... Hey. Power Callers, right? They make a shit ton of money, man. I'm talking about, like, Benz, and expensive house payment type of money. How the fuck is that even possible? If you selling the bullshit we selling, it's impossible. But they not selling the bullshit we selling. So, I guess comparing to what we doing to what they're doing is like apples to oranges. More like apples and the Holocaust.
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Man look, what happened to just doing the muthafucking dog, Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow. You know I'm freakin, you know what I'm saying? Shit, now you got to dislocate your muthafucking shoulder. Damn, what the fuck I look like doin that shit?
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- Did you hear what he just said? - Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man. He told me the exact same shit three months ago. Nice earrings.
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# Copulation # # An equation... # What kind of world is it when this is the most popular show in America?