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19.7s
No. No, it's the same size. I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself. Is that why you tried to booty call me last night? I didn't try to booty call you. I lost my phone. I told you. It doesn't matter. I got a new one. What is up with you, Cash? You called me at 3:23. You left a video message. I didn't check it, cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck and I wasn't trying to do that... Can I see that?
Sorry to Bother You
24s
- I said the jade door. - That is the jade door. No, that's an olive door. That's very clearly an olive door. That's a jade door. Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here. Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay? Let's just take a deep breath and calm down. We're gonna go back to my office. I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright? Wait, do you still have to pee? I mean, I pissed on myself, man. So, no I don't have to pee. Look, I got to get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sorry to Bother You
40.3s
Hello. Okay, Eric Arnold. My name is Cassius Green. I have some important information. Some very, very important information that I think you would really, really be interested in. - Okay, shoot. - Okay, uh... alright. They turning motherfuckers into horse-people. Horse... half-horse, half-human people that work. Alright. Look, they have you snort some fucking coke, and, well, it's not really coke, but you snort it and it has your nostrils get all big and then you get a horse dick and shit. And listen... listen, you got to get this story out here, man, because look, you put... Jake? What you talking about? No. Cassius. Cassius Green.
Sorry to Bother You
32.5s
Well, why the fuck did you choose me? Out of everybody you could have chose, why did you pick me? - For what? - Cash. Cash. You are awesome. I've never seen anyone go through the ranks at RegalView like you did. And I want someone like that at WorryFree. Someone hungry. Someone who'll fucking shank their own friend in the back if it means getting what they want. Now, look, I can see that you're freaked out. And that you want to say no. But I wouldn't do that before you see what I'm offering.
Sorry to Bother You
27.4s
That is the future of labor. Okay? They're bigger. They're stronger. They hopefully gripe a lot less. And also, soon, I'm gonna have millions of them. Fucking crazy... They're gonna form their own society. They'll probably form their own culture. Then maybe they want to organize. Maybe they want to rebel. And that's why we need someone on the inside who represents WorryFree's needs. Someone they can relate to.
Sorry to Bother You
20.3s
No, man. No, no. There's no fucking amount of money that will make me do that shit. Two things. One: it's a short-term contract. Five years. Done. Then we give you the diffuser antidote special sauce serum and you're back to normal. And the second one, and I want you to remember this. You're gonna have a horse cock.
Sorry to Bother You
25.4s
Talking about a manager for fucking horse people. No. No. The Equisapien Martin Luther King, Junior. But one that we create. One that we control. So, you want to... want to have a false leader for these fucking horse people. But at the same time, he works for you? Yeah. Keeps shit simple.
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