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[both laughing] -[Ron] He almost had me! -[Kyla] Oh, my God. -He almost-- [laughs] -It's so good! -You! Oh, man! This is-- This guy! -Oh, my God. I just-- It would have been nice if you would've told us that you was gonna put cocaine in our drink. Where'd you get the coke from, anyway? We actually brought it from home. Very, very easy if you ever wanna try it. It's just a Ziploc in a full shampoo bottle. The scanners can't see it, dogs can't smell it, and it's so much more comfortable than when I had it in my ass. You guys want nibbles? -Mmm. -[cell phone vibrates] Oh. Wait a minute. [sighs] What now, baby? Whale watching. I forgot I booked a whale watching tour at 4:30. What? You guys just got here. Marcus likes to plan.
Vacation Friends
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[together] That was fucking awesome! -[Ron] Oh! -Whoa. Y'all not mad at me for crashing your boat? Mad? Are you kidding me? Come on. Nobody's dead, right? Plus, you guys, how lame would our story be if it was just, like, "a regular old day of sailing"? -[laughs] -You flipped a catamaran! Look, look. I know that boat cost you a ton of money. -No, man. -No. The rental guy made us sign, like, a billion papers. Dude, insurance. He probably made money. There's nothing wrong with giving back. No, no, no! Please, there's gotta be something I can do. Yeah, there is. You're buying the first round. -[Kyla] Whoo! -[Ron] Yes! [Kyla whoops] [Latin hip-hop music playing]
Vacation Friends
44.8s
Look, I've never been the type of person that can just float, you know? Marcus, you're missing the point. Yeah, real story, but a metaphor, because it has nothing to do with your body mass. I understand that. I mean, I know what metaphors are. I was-- Do you? Do you? If it isn't Special Forces and special… stupid idiot. You're lucky you didn't hurt my dad's dog yesterday, 'cause if you did, I would've hurt you. Okay, Gabe. Is that right? Right? You gonna kick my ass? -You wanna go right here, right now? -I think he wants to. 'Cause we can do that. If I may. Gabe, it looks like you're trying to lead with a power jab. Let's get those hips in. Get warmed up-- Hey. What are you-- Hands off. Whoa! Okay, man. I'm just-- Listen, I'm not here to fight anyway. My father sent me here to collect the rings. I guess the best man is supposed to carry the rings, so that's why I'm here.
Vacation Friends