[horn honking] All right, baby. So, what color do you want for your beach umbrella? I picked indigo. Shit, I don't even know what indigo is. Also, look. Do you want a girl or a guy for our couples massage? Ooh. I don't actually think I want a couples massage with you. Why not? Well, baby, because you're always moaning and groaning and saying stuff like, "Ooh, yeah. Right there. Right there. Ooh, yeah. Don't stop." [sighs] Yeah. I be into it, man. When they touching the right spot, can't help but let 'em know how good it is. The masseuse likes that. And plus, I have so much tension, baby. Maybe you wouldn't have so much tension if you weren't always on your phone. Baby, I'm working on four projects at the same time. We gotta use different builders all across the city. You know-- -But you know what? You're right. -Hmm. I'ma put this away, and no more phones for the rest of this vacation. -[cell phone rings] -Oh, hold up.
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Señora, may you always remember this moment. For the rest of your life.
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Hi, Daddy. No, this is fine. We just landed.
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-What the fuck is your problem? -What is it? -What the fuck? You giving out clues. -It's fine. -It's not fine! -It's fine. -No, it's not! -Come on. [Latin pop music playing]
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What does that mean?
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-What? These lunatics? -What? No. They look like they're having fun. We should try that. -That looks fun to you? -Yes. That's the reason why you don't see a lot of Black paraplegics. You know why? 'Cause we don't do stupid shit like that. Look at 'em. They riding around like they got no insurance. [engine revving] [woman] Oh, my God. This is the hotel? Maybe it's not too late for us to get a room at the Best Western by the airport.
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-Ahhh. -Okay.
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-I'm made of metal. -What-- What is going on here?
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[laughs] Look, if I can interject for just a second, Harold. Marcus and I have been talking about you all weekend. -What? About my being a clown? -[Ron] Yes. Yes, but, you know, a wedding is like a big, old circus. And you, you're the star of the show. [Marcus] Oh, shit.
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Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. Wait, what? Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick.
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[singing in Spanish]
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-Okay. [giggles] -Ooh. We could take a picture of this.
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This isn't easy to say, Marcus, but I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot. I see things my way, and-- [laughs] What's so funny? You're a clown!
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[cawing] What should I feel better about? You know what I'll feel better about? When we get back to that stuffy ass country club and get these goddamn Conway family rings on our goddamn fingers.
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That's not surprising.
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I guess only a rookie chasms that fast.
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-Ah. We have finally arrived. -Thank you.
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[chuckles] Ladies first. So that you may be the first one to see what awaits, if anything. There could be nothing.
