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That's how you're gonna make that announcement? By-- By having us think that you had cancer? -Yeah! -Yeah! You guys. [chuckles] -Oh, congratulations, I guess. -[Kyla] Thank you. Thank you. Guess, um… I'm really happy for you. Aw, thanks, pal. Hey, that's not the whole story though. There's something about this baby that has to deal with you directly.
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-Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kyla. -[chuckles] Thank you, baby. Isn't he so cute, you guys? Don't you wanna bake him at 350 till his skin gets crispy? [giggles] I do. Um, as you can see, I'm currently with child, which is, like, actually insane because Ron and I were told that kids, like, weren't gonna be in the cards for us. Without going into too much detail, it was a semen issue. You know what I mean? So for us, he could shoot far. Not like my friend Sue's husband who it kinda trickles off the top of the dick like a waterfall. No, when he shoots, he shoots fast. He shoots hard. He shoots, like, a straight shot. So it's more kind of like what's in the shots that's the problem. [chuckles] Anyway, Larry and Nancy, rest assured. Because even if these two choose to not have kids of their own, your legacy is alive and well and kicking right here inside of me in my fertile womb. -This is what I was trying to tell you. -What are you talking about? But something super magical happened when we were in Mexico. And, Marcus, you are destined to play a really important part in our child's life.
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