Goddamn, sailing makes my dick hard. I'm almost at half-mast. Okay, man. Where did you learn to sail a boat like this? [Ron] I did cleanup work off Malaysia one summer. Learn all kinds of stuff when you're at sea. Look at that bird. You know I can tell from here that bird's about to shit.
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Watch.
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They said this was exclusive.
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Sexually. It got sexually weird. Which led to me unintentionally, 'cause it wasn't my intentions to do this, I unintentionally gave this woman a baby.
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We just wanted to share with you that it's a boy, and we're gonna name him Marcus in your honor. You're not the father. He's not the father. I am. [chuckles]
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I've been trying to tell you that all week.
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Look at it. It's kind of amazing.
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[scoffs] Look. The only reason I'm gonna do this is 'cause I love you. Mm-hmm. And it's because you my fiancée now. -Fiancée? -Yeah. -Well, I like the sound of that. -Yeah. Mmm.
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[loudly] Hi. Okay. Hey, Grandma, why don't I go get you some tea?
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It is what it is. That's my baby.
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I am so excited to announce to all of you that this baby is-- Is mine! -It's mine. -[guests gasping, murmuring] The baby she's carrying… It's my-- It's my baby.
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Is that right?
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But more important, you are a good man.
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[sighs]
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-Oh, God. -Okay. Passing out.
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Hi, sweetie. Got a minute? Grandma. I'm sorry about last night. [sighs] You mean when you stuck your hand down my throat. [chuckles] -It happens. -Does it? Whoa, whoa. You can walk. That pill Kyla gave me really works. -Seriously? The herbs? -Yeah. And it doesn't make me sleepy like my usual pill.
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Came back strong, though. Thirty-five mil in revenue last year. It's right there on the spreadsheet. I admit, I haven't held you in the highest esteem.
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They said, "Oh, Marcus. Marcus is so-- so demanding, so-- so uncompromising." I must admit, it does sound like someone I know. [chuckles] Then they told me why your last marriage ended.
