I made some blue meth. It's Gatorade. Oh, perfect! Great. She's all ready to go. This is gonna be the best calendar yet. Look at that, sweetie. All right. Let's do it. Who's my little Heisenberg? You are! She's a little meth head. No, she just makes it. Oh...
Neighbors
33.8s
Okay, it's happening. It's spontaneous. This... Who saw this coming? I did not see this coming. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, let's do it. Okay. It's happening. It's totally happening. Whoo! What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is so spontaneous. We're having sex one minute... Who knows what's gonna happen next? Who knows what we'll be doing in 10 minutes? Okay. This is crazy! We're doing this on the dining room... I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life. This is amazing. I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch. Don't call me "bitch!" Okay. I'm sorry. I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.
Neighbors
3.7s
I think I might be really quite stoned. Me, too.
Neighbors
2.2s
Baby? Baby?
Neighbors
2.1s
I also got some ranch dipping sauce.
Neighbors
5.9s
They're buying off the whole neighborhood with their slave army. Oh! Mrs. Haywood, you're better than that.
Neighbors
4.5s
Yeah, they got big Greek letters. Looks like a fraternity.
Neighbors
1.6s
Baby's first rave! Baby's first rave!
Neighbors
8.3s
Hey. What's nice is in a few years, we'll have a third person to help us do this. Hey- What do you got there, sweetie?
Neighbors
7.4s
We're actually looking for candidates that are a little more academically inclined. So, you have a nice day. What does that mean?
Neighbors
5s
All right, man, I should probably... But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah? See you, brother. All right. Good talk, man. Later.
Neighbors
4.4s
We're gonna make them put hos before bros. Step one, lock down a babysitter.
Neighbors
3.4s
We're a giant telecommunications corporation.
Neighbors
3.1s
I don't get it. Who would even buy one of those dildos?
