Dave, perhaps the question you should ask is: How have I managed to keep my country so well-nourished... despite the harsh and unjust economic sanctions... imposed on North Korea by the United States?
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I live a lonely life, Dave. And it warms my heart to know that there is someone in this world... with whom I can truly be myself.
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Echo Romeo Five, Echo Romeo Five. We have contact with Dung Beetle and Aardvark. Aaron, Dave. - I'm Captain Sung, SEAL Team 6. - Holy shit. How'd you find us? The GPS on your wristwatch. Let's get you boys home. - Oh, my God! - For you. - For me? - Is it the president?
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Hello, North Korea! Crazy. - Okay, okay. - North side!
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If you shoot me, you'll just be proving me right.
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Guess what we named him? Kim Jong-un! That's a little fucked up, no? It's super fucked up. But he's cute. "But there was none of that.
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Take him out. You want us to assassinate... the leader of North Korea? - Yes. - What? Won't they just get another chubby dude with a goofy hairdo... - ...to come in and replace him? - Exactly. Exactly. We're aware of a faction in the existing leadership that already wants him gone. They're too scared to act alone. And they need you two to go in there, remove Kim... embolden them to revolt... and take over. Are you, Agent Lacey, going to be involved? I am going to be in your ear... by your side, every step of the way. Then I have one answer.
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- It's loaded! - Let's barbecue this motherfucker!
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Showtime.
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You said you were gonna blow everybody up... just to show what a big guy you are? No friend would blow up another friend's country. You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butthole. And you pee and poo like the rest of us.
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Oh, shit!
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You're fucking up the angles!
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Get your hand away!
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Is this Katy fucking Perry?! Leave it on! It's helping me concentrate!
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It's crazy.
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Oh, we really fucked up! He's arming his fucking nukes!