- Maybe we won't get out of here. - No. We might die.
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Dave.
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As always, I'd like to thank my guest: Joe Gordon-Levitt! And before we go, I have a very special announcement. With the help of my outstanding producer, Aaron Rapaport... I have secured the most important interview of the 21st century. Three weeks from tonight... I will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea... to conduct the first globally broadcast interview... with President Kim Jong-un.
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Aardvark is in trouble. What do I do? What do I do? Talk to me. Talk to me. You're gonna have to fight that tiger. No! Do not! Do not fight the tiger! Do not be a gentleman. Go right for the balls! - I don't see its balls. - Do not fight the tiger. You will lose. If that's a girl tiger, you gotta cunt-punt that bitch! - Dave, shut the fuck up! - Cunt-punt that bitch! You know that's a stupid idea. Please, don't try to fight the tiger.
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Good evening. I'm Phillip Sterling with a UBS News special report.
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Stop it! Don't hurt me, please!
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Mr. Kim, just shaking hands. Hi. Nice to meet you. Dave will bow to Kim, then shake his hand... immediately disposing of the strip in his jacket pocket, which will be lined... with an absorbing agent that denatures the poison.
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Follow me.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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That's all right. That's all right. Oh, my ankles.
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We have many fat children in North Korea. The Supreme Leader believes it is a hallmark... of prosperity and self-sufficiency. I don't know about all that, but this one is one that I heard. I heard he doesn't pee or poo. He works so hard, he burns the energy from inside. My man doesn't have to take a poo? - Does he have a butthole? - He does not have a butthole. He has no need for one.
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Hey. - Did they look in your butt? - No, they didn't look! - It's still in there? - Yes!