- Can I shoot one? - Yeah, go nuts. Go nuts. Have a good time, man. Empty the clip. Empty the clip on it, man. Shit! The cops! Bail! Bail! Bail! Shotgun, shotgun! Damn it!
Superbad
5.8s
Also, I'm... I'm really sorry that I blocked your cock.
Superbad
1.4s
Oh, man.
Superbad
33.7s
What the hell is that? It's a fucking vest, dumbass. - I'm trying to look older. - You look like Pinocchio. - It's just a vest. - They got a lot of booze in there. If we get it now, we can get to the party faster with Jules' shit. No way, man. I work there. They know I'm not 25. Nobody said anything about you, dick-mouth. You really fucked me on this one. So now I'm gonna steal the booze. Don't do this. I promise you I'll get the liquor later. Mike Snider's ID always works. So will mine, man. Mike Snider's ID doesn't have one fucking name on it! Okay? I thought you Dartmouth guys would be smart enough to understand that.
Superbad
41.2s
We should grab one of these buckets and get out. You out of your mind? How are we gonna get a fucking bucket out? - Dude, what the fuck? - Hey, man. What the fuck do you think you're doing? - What are you...? What? Nothing. - You using my phone? - What do you think you're doing? - Hang up. Nothing. What... What... What's wrong, Mark? You weren't invited. Get the fuck out of here. - Come on, Mark. It's cool, man. - You using my fucking phone? You calling your fucking friends again? You calling your friends, your fantastic friends? No. I mean, yes. But I mean I'll... Come on, man, just relax. Mark, please. Get the fuck out of here. The fuck out of my house. Get the fuck out of my house. - This is my house. - Don't be such a dick, man!
Superbad
12.5s
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun, ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. - Come on! - Please don't shoot, sir. "Please don't shoot." Shut up and spread your shit!
Superbad
6.7s
You didn't. I remember that you... I avoided it. It whizzed right by me, and I said, "Stay away from me," you know.
Superbad
4.8s
Technically I don't have a first name, so don't worry about my first name.
Superbad
1.4s
You're a lightweight.
Superbad
1.2s
- Oh, my God. - What's up?
Superbad
2.2s
Eat shit, bum.
Superbad
30.7s
- No. - He's the guy with the beautiful voice. - The fucking singer, Jimmy's brother! - That's not me, man. - Oh, my God. - Sing for us! Sing. "It's not me"? You fucking lying? No, I don't mean to accuse you guys of being ill-informed, but... My brother came from Scottsdale, Arizona to be here. You're not gonna sing for him? - Fucking bullshit. - Sing. - You're a fucking singer. - You sing good. - Sing it again. - Like a bird. - No, I know, I just... I want to. - You want a line of cocaine? - No way, man. - Yeah. Don't make this weird. Sing. - Sing it again. - Turbo.
Superbad
12.6s
Officers? I can answer those questions now if you want me to. We get the gist of it. You were buying beer, some guys punched you. Don't worry about it. We're not gonna find them. - Case closed. - But it was only...
Superbad
5.2s
Hey, where the party at? Right. - You got those shots, bro? - It's coming.
Superbad
4.6s
All right, look. Hey, man. All right. Listen, you can trust me, okay?