I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now. I love brunch. Oh, it's the best! And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee. Me, too, because it's awesome. Like, way too excited. I want a tomato garden. How's that? I love going to The Container Store and buying containers. Me, too. I love our hand soap that's shaped like seashells. Why? It smells like lemongrass. Me, too. Do you think we'll be good parents? I think we'll be good at it and bad at it.
Neighbors
1.6s
It's finally happening.
Neighbors
10.1s
Well, it's still really good to see you, man. Great to see you too, buddy. All right, brother. Good to see you. Bring it in for the real thing. Nice, okay. Good to see you, dude. You know what? While I'm here...
Neighbors
19.2s
I can't sell your house. Why? Well, because the only people who would want to live next to a frat house is a frat house. Oh, the university might be interested. I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building. Only thing, if you sell to the university, I'd say, optimistically, you're looking at losing about half your investment.
Neighbors
8.1s
It's like Edward Scissorhands. Do you like it? It's a really expensive bush! I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do? I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
Neighbors
3.1s
We're supposed to have boners? Yeah. Nobody wants a limp dildo.
Neighbors
4.8s
Oh! Shit! Okay. Ha-ha. Sorry, man. Sorry my ball just got in your face.
Neighbors
1.5s
Aw!
Neighbors
2s
I love you. Baby.
Neighbors
5.9s
They're buying off the whole neighborhood with their slave army. Oh! Mrs. Haywood, you're better than that.
Neighbors
1.3s
We are fucked, man.
Neighbors
7.7s
Life's crazy. It is crazy. I milked you. You're a human being, and I fucking milked you.
Neighbors
1.4s
Infinite BJs.
Neighbors
19.3s
Half of all of our... We put all of our money in. This is all of our money. We can't lose half. But you keep half. We don't need that! What is that? Sold! And you keep making money no matter what! Real estate is a fickle bitch. Okay, maybe it's best you just go. Thank you for coming. Okay. That was not helpful. Well, okay.
Neighbors
1.5s
Bottom of my heart.
Neighbors
1.2s
Those are for you.
Neighbors
7.1s
Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush, man! Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush! Harder, man. Yeah, really get in there. Oh! Oh! God damn it! Kelly!
Neighbors
7s
Teddy, how much time we got? Just a couple minutes, and then we pour in the latex. We've got Delta Psi dildos we can merchandise.