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It's Jimmy time. You know what I mean? And the girls, when you're dating... Yeah? Holy shit! See, we missed out on the whole, kind of, sex-tech bubble, you know what I mean? Now they got Sex Book and Fuck Friends and... There's this thing called Grindr, which is just... Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you. It's kind of amazing. It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
Neighbors
20.6s
Just stop. Look, you just take these spy glasses. They look totally like normal glasses. You wear them into the frat house. Teddy's gonna start pushing you around and fucking with you, like he always does. Like I've seen him do a million times. At that moment, you just push back. Okay? Just push back. The rest will take care of itself. He'll haze the fucking shit out of you. It'll all get caught on this camera.
Neighbors
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Michael Keaton's Batman was like, "Hey, I'm Batman." "No! Hey, I'm Batman!" "No, dude, no. I'm Batman. This is what Batman sounds like." "I'm counting on it!" "No, I'm counting on it. I'm Batman." We actually met in college. Yeah. Aw! Yeah, I was here for an exchange program. I was only supposed to stay a semester, but then he convinced me to hang around. Aw! Yeah. What's cool is we're almost roommates. Dude, we are almost roommates. Our rooms are, like, 10 feet away from each other. Dude, we can have walkie-talkies, actually. It would just work all the time. It would be awesome. Let's get walkie-talkies and talk to each other all the time. Walkie-talkies and earpieces and shit. Oh, my God. That would be so dope. It'd be so fun. So, how did you meet Teddy? I saw him. He saw me.
Neighbors