As always, I'd like to thank my guest: Joe Gordon-Levitt! And before we go, I have a very special announcement. With the help of my outstanding producer, Aaron Rapaport... I have secured the most important interview of the 21st century. Three weeks from tonight... I will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea... to conduct the first globally broadcast interview... with President Kim Jong-un.
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- Okay. Let's fucking do it. Yeah. - Yeah?
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- I can't do it without you. - Okay. Come with me to Mordor.
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And you are my Sam.
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I'm actually like... Frodo Baggins.
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Dave, it's not... Yo, I don't know who I fucked last night... but I got some stink dick.
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Oh, shit.
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Would you like a drink... or some of Aaron's cocaine? - This is not our coke. This is our... - No, I'm sure it's not. So how can we...? What can we do you for? - To what do we owe the pleasure? - Well, Aaron, Dave... as I'm sure you know already... Kim Jong-un is now capable of nuking all of the West Coast. The point is, we're talking about nuclear nations at war with each other. Nuclear. He does have one tactical advantage over the West. He's more than willing to let millions and millions of his own people die.
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Yo, my dick stinks! So weird how you, like... just wanna keep smelling it, though. Yo, you gotta come over and smell this shit! Come smell this. You gotta identify this. I don't know what it is. Excuse him. He has stink dick. It kind of smells like guacamole. May we come in?
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Mr. Rapaport. I'm Agent Lacey with Central Intelligence. And this is my partner, Agent Botwin. Yo, Aaron, whoever that is, tell them to fuck off.
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And ain'ters gonna ain't. That is not an actual thing that people say. This is what you do to haters. You just smile.
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Baby. Haters gonna hate.
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Okay, I'm coming.
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Oh, what the fuck.
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Oh, God.
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In three days... you will fly from New York to Beijing... where you will transfer to a commercial airline... that takes you directly to Pyongyang. I'm sorry, this is completely unrelated, but... what happened to your glasses?
