And the people are jealous of men like you and me. It's as though they despise us because they are not us.
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But they do. You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
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Okay, so I thought you might enjoy breakfast... and a tour of my home.
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- What do we do? - He's gonna poo.
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Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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So gross.
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Echo Romeo Five, Echo Romeo Five. We have contact with Dung Beetle and Aardvark. Aaron, Dave. - I'm Captain Sung, SEAL Team 6. - Holy shit. How'd you find us? The GPS on your wristwatch. Let's get you boys home. - Oh, my God! - For you. - For me? - Is it the president?
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Loyalty is what made my father and grandfather so successful. That's right. Hey, listen up. You. Without loyalty... a country is a lawless jungle.
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I live a lonely life, Dave. And it warms my heart to know that there is someone in this world... with whom I can truly be myself.
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- Aaron, I need to talk. - Fuck, it's Dave. Shit. You hide in there. - I'll go deal with him. - Okay. Go, go, go.
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- Oh, no, no! Oh! Oh, no! - Who is that?! - Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! - Keep shooting! Oh, no! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! There's more!
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Oh, God! Oh, God! You got a lot of pent-up energy! Oh, God!
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Let me ask you something.
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The end.
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Please, take this printed copy of the questions. It's crucial Dave review them. Officers Koh and Yu will now take you to your room for lunch. Come, American. Time to get even fatter. Great. Thanks, guys.
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Kiss her.
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The fucking helicopter landed. I'm in the middle of nowhere. Two soldiers jump out. I think I'm gonna get killed! Then, out comes Sook. I told you about her. She comes out. She's hot. - How hot? - Super sexy. - Get in there? - Yeah, I fucked her. - My fucking man! - No, I didn't do that, dude. No! She said we can't ask our own questions. They were gonna write the questions. We can't do it. We're essentially letting him interview himself with your mouth. Look. Look at this buttfuck! He's got a whole parade of nukes. He's ready to use them. When you score a bin Laden... or a Hitler... or an Un... you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. Give the people what they want. That's not the first rule. That's the first rule of circuses and demolition derbies. This is the biggest interview since Frosty/Nixon. - "Frosty/Nixon"? - In 10 years... Ron Howard's gonna make a movie out of this. We do this, we can interview any president on the planet. And then you can ask them the real questions. This is like eating our vegetables. Once you eat those, then you get to eat the steak. And we know Aaron wants his steak.
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I'm not...! No! I'm an American journalist. Aaron Rapaport. I was invited here. Please don't kill me!
