One day, officials came to my classroom in search of a young woman... to serve on the Kim family personal staff.
The Interview
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Is this Katy fucking Perry?! Leave it on! It's helping me concentrate!
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Get your hand away!
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He told you that margaritas are gay.
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You said you were gonna blow everybody up... just to show what a big guy you are? No friend would blow up another friend's country. You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butthole. And you pee and poo like the rest of us.
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Dave.
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Showtime.
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Fake grapefruits!
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No! Whoa! No! - No hands. - No hands? I'm not into handsy shit. That's how I like it.
The Interview
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I beg your pardon? Why don't you feed your people? They are hungry. Specifically, two-thirds of them. Isn't that embarrassing since you're the one they view as a provider and a god? And you spend $800 million on nukes every year? And you have 16 million starving people?
The Interview
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Okay, this is an offensive line of questioning. I don't think it's offensive. It's important. If you don't wanna answer, you can get up and walk away. I can't keep you from retreating. - He's gonna go for the button. - He's sitting there. Not moving. - He's going for the button! - He's not. - Oh, shit. He's making a move! - Don't move, homie!
The Interview
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Holy fuck-a-moley! Is that real? It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin. In my country, it's pronounced "Stallone."
The Interview
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As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes... they knew... that this might be the end of the long road. But they also knew... how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud... they were both thinking: - I love you. - I love you. Bro. - Okay, man. You got this. - Okay.
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Damn, girl. You a badass. I thought you were my friend, Dave. I thought you were my friend, Kim.
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1.4s
Fake fruit!
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Take him out. You want us to assassinate... the leader of North Korea? - Yes. - What? Won't they just get another chubby dude with a goofy hairdo... - ...to come in and replace him? - Exactly. Exactly. We're aware of a faction in the existing leadership that already wants him gone. They're too scared to act alone. And they need you two to go in there, remove Kim... embolden them to revolt... and take over. Are you, Agent Lacey, going to be involved? I am going to be in your ear... by your side, every step of the way. Then I have one answer.