- Hi. - Hey. - Where to? - Mercer and Spring, please.
The Interview
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- Aaron, I need to talk. - Fuck, it's Dave. Shit. You hide in there. - I'll go deal with him. - Okay. Go, go, go.
The Interview
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Please, take this printed copy of the questions. It's crucial Dave review them. Officers Koh and Yu will now take you to your room for lunch. Come, American. Time to get even fatter. Great. Thanks, guys.
The Interview
1.5s
Oh, man.
The Interview
6.1s
Okay, so I thought you might enjoy breakfast... and a tour of my home.
The Interview
6.9s
But they do. You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
The Interview
2s
Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, no.
The Interview
12.5s
Loyalty is what made my father and grandfather so successful. That's right. Hey, listen up. You. Without loyalty... a country is a lawless jungle.
The Interview
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- What do we do? - He's gonna poo.
The Interview
1.9s
Let me ask you something.
The Interview
22.7s
...hot CIA honeypot bombshell." "Maybe a few drones... or a secret CIA watch." - You got Skype. - So good to see you. Wait, someone else wants to say hi.
The Interview
8.9s
- Oh, no, no! Oh! Oh, no! - Who is that?! - Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! - Keep shooting! Oh, no! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! There's more!
The Interview
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I live a lonely life, Dave. And it warms my heart to know that there is someone in this world... with whom I can truly be myself.
The Interview
8s
And the people are jealous of men like you and me. It's as though they despise us because they are not us.
The Interview
19.5s
Echo Romeo Five, Echo Romeo Five. We have contact with Dung Beetle and Aardvark. Aaron, Dave. - I'm Captain Sung, SEAL Team 6. - Holy shit. How'd you find us? The GPS on your wristwatch. Let's get you boys home. - Oh, my God! - For you. - For me? - Is it the president?
The Interview
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The fucking helicopter landed. I'm in the middle of nowhere. Two soldiers jump out. I think I'm gonna get killed! Then, out comes Sook. I told you about her. She comes out. She's hot. - How hot? - Super sexy. - Get in there? - Yeah, I fucked her. - My fucking man! - No, I didn't do that, dude. No! She said we can't ask our own questions. They were gonna write the questions. We can't do it. We're essentially letting him interview himself with your mouth. Look. Look at this buttfuck! He's got a whole parade of nukes. He's ready to use them. When you score a bin Laden... or a Hitler... or an Un... you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. Give the people what they want. That's not the first rule. That's the first rule of circuses and demolition derbies. This is the biggest interview since Frosty/Nixon. - "Frosty/Nixon"? - In 10 years... Ron Howard's gonna make a movie out of this. We do this, we can interview any president on the planet. And then you can ask them the real questions. This is like eating our vegetables. Once you eat those, then you get to eat the steak. And we know Aaron wants his steak.
