What's that noise? - I don't know. Yeah. - Do you hear that?
The Interview
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- Is that a fucking...? - Guys? - What am I looking for? I don't... - It's like a big dog. It's orange, got stripes. It's like a big, orange, stripy dog.
The Interview
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This is Aardvark. The package killed the tiger. Fantastic. You have to secure the package. Secure the package.
The Interview
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- Oh, God. I'm alive! - Aaron. I'm alive!
The Interview
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Package will deploy in three, two, one. Boom.
The Interview
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- Lovely room. Oh, yes. - Yeah. - I'm gonna go take a shower now. - Okay. - I'll take one with you. - Why with me? Fake conversation.
The Interview
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- What are you doing? - I'll cherish all our memories. - Don't do this. - What? Talk to me like I'm about to die, okay? I'll be fine! I'm trying to psych myself up here. I will love your mother like she was mine. - Just shut up. - Okay.
The Interview
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Just five more feet. Five more feet and you're on your mark.
The Interview
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Package is inbound. Arrival time: two minutes.
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They could be recording? - Oh, the thing. - The thing. Okay.
The Interview
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- Your gum taste like shit. - Okay.
The Interview
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You know, I'm very, very interested in the history of your young nation.
The Interview
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This room for Mr. Rapaport. Ooh, lovely. Thank you. - Cute. - Quaint. I'm tired. How are you feeling? - We go now. - Okay.
The Interview
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This is crazy.
The Interview
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Aardvark, are you all right?
The Interview
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Hey, how'd it go? - One ricin strip with your name on it. - Got it.
The Interview
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And ain'ters gonna ain't. That is not an actual thing that people say. This is what you do to haters. You just smile.
The Interview
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- Take your hands away. I saw the boner. - I'm not doing it. Move your fucking hands. - Fine! You wanna see it? - Yeah. Feast your eyes. I'm gonna go poop out these drugs. You're gonna go jerk off these thoughts. If we both still wanna talk about this afterwards, we can. But not until then. Dave Skylark never backs down from a jerk-off.
