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31.6s
I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now. I love brunch. Oh, it's the best! And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee. Me, too, because it's awesome. Like, way too excited. I want a tomato garden. How's that? I love going to The Container Store and buying containers. Me, too. I love our hand soap that's shaped like seashells. Why? It smells like lemongrass. Me, too. Do you think we'll be good parents? I think we'll be good at it and bad at it.
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19.2s
I can't sell your house. Why? Well, because the only people who would want to live next to a frat house is a frat house. Oh, the university might be interested. I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building. Only thing, if you sell to the university, I'd say, optimistically, you're looking at losing about half your investment.
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19.3s
Half of all of our... We put all of our money in. This is all of our money. We can't lose half. But you keep half. We don't need that! What is that? Sold! And you keep making money no matter what! Real estate is a fickle bitch. Okay, maybe it's best you just go. Thank you for coming. Okay. That was not helpful. Well, okay.
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