Dude. Dude. We're so gonna get fucked up. - All right. - Hey.
Superbad
1.2s
To some girl.
Superbad
23.4s
- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp. That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when girls say: "I was so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy." We could be that mistake! Have you talked to Fogell? All right, you talk to Becca. I'll talk to that retard, Fogell. Don't worry. - Seth, get off the field! - Goal. - You're getting that! - No, I'm not!
Superbad
3.4s
Oh, no. Fuck.
Superbad
9.8s
Suck it in, my friend. Suck it long and deep. Enjoy it. McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
Superbad
2s
Thanks.
Superbad
12.7s
You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it. Okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification.
Superbad
15.1s
Oh, man! Dude, this is crazy. She called, she said, "I can't wait for you to get there." That sounds like she fully wants it, man! Oh, yeah! Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who. Man.
Superbad
3.3s
Yeah, seriously. How's it going with the ladies?
Superbad
2.7s
- I love you. - I love you.
Superbad
32.8s
What do we tell the girls, we couldn't do the one thing... ...we promised because we're dickless incompetents? Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell. How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains. All right, how else can we get alcohol? - Yo, guys! What's up? - Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. - Let me see it. Did you pussy out? - No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. Hawaii? All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?
Superbad
2.4s
Move, people.
Superbad
4.3s
You don't deserve that. So I'm sorry.
Superbad
2.2s
I love you.
Superbad
4.8s
It's... It's the most beautiful thing in the world.
Superbad
11.8s
- Hurry, hurry. Let's go. Go, go. - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. - I'm out, I'm out. - Good, here we go, here we go. Yeah? Yeah, okay. Back up. Don't blow yourself up, asshole.
Superbad
5.5s
- I get it. - What is it? What is it? Like: Like coming.
Superbad
5.7s
- And now it looks professional. - That's really impressive. - It's beautifully done. - I think we're gonna get an A.