You said you were gonna blow everybody up... just to show what a big guy you are? No friend would blow up another friend's country. You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butthole. And you pee and poo like the rest of us.
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Dave.
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Showtime.
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Fake fruit!
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Fake grapefruits!
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No! Whoa! No! - No hands. - No hands? I'm not into handsy shit. That's how I like it.
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I beg your pardon? Why don't you feed your people? They are hungry. Specifically, two-thirds of them. Isn't that embarrassing since you're the one they view as a provider and a god? And you spend $800 million on nukes every year? And you have 16 million starving people?
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Okay, this is an offensive line of questioning. I don't think it's offensive. It's important. If you don't wanna answer, you can get up and walk away. I can't keep you from retreating. - He's gonna go for the button. - He's sitting there. Not moving. - He's going for the button! - He's not. - Oh, shit. He's making a move! - Don't move, homie!
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Holy fuck-a-moley! Is that real? It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin. In my country, it's pronounced "Stallone."
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- Hey. - Hey.
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- Look. You have a sound system in here? - Oh, no, no, no. Don't touch.
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The control room will be fully staffed to insure an uninterrupted transmission. All right. This is the kill switch. During the interview, if any parameters are violated... I will use it and cut the signal. - We're gonna stick with the program. - I will be in charge of this transmission. Dave and the show itself are dependent on me... when it comes to how we shoot the show. I know. I've watched every episode in preparation.
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I'll be back. So how'd you wind up as one of the heads... of a dictatorship?
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Fuck you, tree!
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As you shoot across The sky-sky-sky - Good times. Yeah. - Yeah. Dave, do you think that margaritas are gay because they are so sweet? Did someone tell you that margaritas are gay? No, it's just a question I have. If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay... then who wants to be straight? - Not me. - Boring! Margaritas are great. And whoever planted that in your head is crazy.