Tensions between your nation and South Korea are at a high. It's fair to say that you're on the brink of armed conflict. So what I want to know is... in these times of great stress... do you do karaoke? Yes, I do, Dave. I believe that it is important for those in power... to remain in touch with the beauty in life. You are also a very accomplished painter, aren't you? Well, how can I not be? - He's reading the script. - He lulls them and then he gets them. It's his technique. The beauty guides you. It guides my hand.
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I enjoyed your interview, guys. Now, try not to fuck up your extraction. Get home safe. Guess who's going to America where they don't eat doggies? - And you get all the good stuff. - Let's just go. Can we please go?
The Interview
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We just killed two innocent men. Look, first of all, it's not your fault that those men died. Second, they had to go. They knew we were up to something.
The Interview
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It is. I've been telling you that for weeks now. He fucking honeydicked me. He honeydicked the shit out of me. - Sucks. - You still got that poison?
The Interview
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I'm concerned my feelings of attraction for you... will cause me to make mistakes. Your feelings of attraction for me? Fuck this!
They call me incompetent. That's what they said about me when I scored this interview! - No way! - They said, "Dave Skylark is stupid... and incompetent." You're handsome, competent, suave. How dare they? I pretend like their insults don't get to me.
The Interview
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Questions that led a man... once revered as a god... among mortals... ...to cry and shit his pants."
The Interview
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"And as the North Korean coastline receded in the distance... we heard the crackle of gunfire.
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Yeah. Well, good riddance. I hated that fucking bitch. Really?
The Interview
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What am I to do when my father's dying wish was for me to carry his torch?
