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I don't wanna stick it in my ass. You gotta put it in your butt. Comm One, please tell me I don't have to stick this in my ass. Okay. Just give us one second to come up with a better plan. - Isn't there anywhere else? - I think he should put it in his asshole. We don't have a better plan. Stick it in your ass. No! No! No! I've never done that! I've been there before. It looks huge. - That tiger blood will lubricate it. - This will mess up my asshole! Aardvark, there are people there. They are closing in on you. They have guns. You need to secure the payload. - Secure it in your ass. - Stick it in your butt. - Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. - I'm there with you, bro. Just listen to the soothing tones of my voice. Just breathe. - Oh, it's cold! - Just let everything go loose. - I don't like it! - The tip is...

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What do I do with it? What do I do with it?

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Aardvark is hot. I repeat: Aardvark is H-O-T. Hot.

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What if you hide it in your butt?

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Hi, little fatty. Hi.

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What do I do? Comm One, are you seeing this? Zoom in on that thing. What is that? There's something crawling towards Aardvark. What the fuck? What is it? Talk to me. I'm seeing four legs connected to one body. What the fuck are you seeing? - Dog? Big dog? - A big dog? It's like Clifford size. We're talking Falkor in The Neverending Story. It's like a dragon dog. This is like a dragon dog.

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Aaron!

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Fake carrots.

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Thank you! Face it, Dave, you have failed. You've made wild allegations, but you have proven nothing. You made this long journey just to show the world that they were right about you. You are incapable of conducting a real interview. You're a joke!

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Fucked more women than Ellen DeGeneres. Now, it's time for the North Korean people to get their dicks wet.

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Exactly. They hate us because they ain't us.

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Katy Perry?

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Oh, God. No!

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That's all right. That's all right. Oh, my ankles.

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Don't you know Jews are bad luck? - Fuck you. - Friends don't kill friends' friends.

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It's quite all right. - This is a common misconception. - Oh, okay. See for yourself.

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- Damn, son. - Damn.

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- All right. See? Not so bad. - Yeah, not so bad. - What? - Yeah. - That? - This. - In your bu...? - Asshole. - No! - Yes! - I was picturing like this big. - That I could live with. Soon as you get home, see a proctologist. - I'm afraid to look. - You got fucked by RoboCop, dude.

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