- Maybe we won't get out of here. - No. We might die.
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Dave.
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As always, I'd like to thank my guest: Joe Gordon-Levitt! And before we go, I have a very special announcement. With the help of my outstanding producer, Aaron Rapaport... I have secured the most important interview of the 21st century. Three weeks from tonight... I will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea... to conduct the first globally broadcast interview... with President Kim Jong-un.
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Aardvark is in trouble. What do I do? What do I do? Talk to me. Talk to me. You're gonna have to fight that tiger. No! Do not! Do not fight the tiger! Do not be a gentleman. Go right for the balls! - I don't see its balls. - Do not fight the tiger. You will lose. If that's a girl tiger, you gotta cunt-punt that bitch! - Dave, shut the fuck up! - Cunt-punt that bitch! You know that's a stupid idea. Please, don't try to fight the tiger.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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Good evening. I'm Phillip Sterling with a UBS News special report.
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- Yes, I pee and poo. - So you have a butthole? I've got a butthole, and it's working overtime. You are awesome.
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- Hey. - Hey.
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- Your gum taste like shit. - Okay.
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Hey, Kim, I gotta go outside. Is that okay? I'm just feeling... Too much... soju, whatever.
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That's all right. That's all right. Oh, my ankles.
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We have many fat children in North Korea. The Supreme Leader believes it is a hallmark... of prosperity and self-sufficiency. I don't know about all that, but this one is one that I heard. I heard he doesn't pee or poo. He works so hard, he burns the energy from inside. My man doesn't have to take a poo? - Does he have a butthole? - He does not have a butthole. He has no need for one.
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This is so cool! - A tank! - Yeah, a tank.
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Hey. - Did they look in your butt? - No, they didn't look! - It's still in there? - Yes!