We gotta do something! He's gonna kill us! We're in a tank! Shoot him back!
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Hey, how'd it go? - One ricin strip with your name on it. - Got it.
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Dude, what the fuck? Hey, you know, how's your tummy feeling? - Have some TUMS. - Have some tea.
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- What was that? - Nothing. It was something. What's the joke? You've got your job, I've got mine. But they're different. Yours is cool. Mine's just a little more serious. What? We have the same job. I report real news. You know, stuff that matters. You report on all the cool: "Who's getting new boobs?" And the fun eating-disorder stuff. You really helped build up 60 Minutes too, right? - It's only been on for 80 fucking years. - Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't say this, but we got an opening at 60 Minutes. - And we could use somebody like you. - Are you serious? I'm fucking with you, man. Come on! You'd be eaten alive at our office. I'm gonna catch up with these guys, but cheers, man, congrats. Or whatever.
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What?
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And the people are jealous of men like you and me. It's as though they despise us because they are not us.
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Come on! What the fuck?! Why?! Why'd you do that?! Why'd you do that?! Is this what you want?! There! You like it?! You like it?! It's all yours, fuckers! Stay in the room, American.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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- Oh, this is me. - It's you. Oh, that's great. I always wanted one of these. A bust. Dave Skylark. - Hey! Thank you. - You like that? So you really like the show? I might not show it, but I'm freaking out. You're like a superfan. - I really am. - Yeah! That's so cool. Don't say something stupid, Kim.
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Hate us because they ain't us.
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I'll be back. So how'd you wind up as one of the heads... of a dictatorship?
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Oh, Jesus fuck. Why does he keep the long pieces? His head looks like somebody's taint. - You barely look different. - Thanks, man. You said you were bald. I see a little stuff on top. - So freeing! - Rob.
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I'm actually like... Frodo Baggins.
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- Okay. Let's fucking do it. Yeah. - Yeah?
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You go, go, go, buddy! Look out, it's coming after you!