Thank you! Face it, Dave, you have failed. You've made wild allegations, but you have proven nothing. You made this long journey just to show the world that they were right about you. You are incapable of conducting a real interview. You're a joke!
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Fucked more women than Ellen DeGeneres. Now, it's time for the North Korean people to get their dicks wet.
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Exactly. They hate us because they ain't us.
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Oh, God. No!
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Don't you know Jews are bad luck? - Fuck you. - Friends don't kill friends' friends.
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It's quite all right. - This is a common misconception. - Oh, okay. See for yourself.
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- Damn, son. - Damn.
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- All right. See? Not so bad. - Yeah, not so bad. - What? - Yeah. - That? - This. - In your bu...? - Asshole. - No! - Yes! - I was picturing like this big. - That I could live with. Soon as you get home, see a proctologist. - I'm afraid to look. - You got fucked by RoboCop, dude.
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I don't have to worry about that anymore. Because guess what I get tons of?
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- Wait, what? - Look at the fu...
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I think I see something.
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There's a tiger. It's a fucking tiger! It's a fucking tiger. Yes. A tiger. - You led my friend into a tiger patch?! - I told you there were tigers. Guys, I'm very unhappy right now. It's really dark. He probably doesn't see you. Oh, it fucking sees me.
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See? There's nothing in here!
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Okay? Look, in porno, we call this the money shot. You don't have a bunch of dudes going at it. Then, right before they finish, you cut to black and say: "Oh, don't worry, 12 hours later, they came all over each other." No! You want them all over, close-up. All over his face. The end!
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In three days... you will fly from New York to Beijing... where you will transfer to a commercial airline... that takes you directly to Pyongyang. I'm sorry, this is completely unrelated, but... what happened to your glasses?
