Found 1984 results
20.5s
Nice. Okay, good. Thank you. What is that? That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain. Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm. What's his name? Terrence Peterson. You see it, Seth? No. Where... Are you sure it's even down here? Terry Pete. Uh, not sure. Is there, is there any weird shit down here? Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies. Costumes, props.
This Is the End
24.7s
God! What the fuck was that? I don't know what the fuck that was, but I ain't going back out there. Craig, you didn't even get any of the water. The door was fucked up. Damn it, this is so frustrating! It's so close, but so far. The water, it's, like, right underneath us. Like, right there. What do you mean "right underneath us"? Like, literally, like, right there. If you went right through the floor.
This Is the End
18.6s
It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, and you three gentlemen look delicious. What does that have to do with us? The fuck are you talking about? I'm a cannibal, hombre. We're gonna fucking eat your ass. Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man. I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want. I butt-fucked this dude.
This Is the End
18.1s
Jesus. Oh, fuck. You guys okay? I broke my ass in half. Here. Shit, they got through! You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God. Fuck. Did that hurt? Oh, yes, it fucking hurt. I loosened this up for you, I'll have you know. Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here. Hold on, hold on.
This Is the End
1m48s
Who did this? Did what? What are you talking about? Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth? No. No? It was me, Franco. I fucking made jizz in your magazine. Why? When I fucking jack off long enough, I end up jizzing, dude. I'm assuming the same shit works for you? Real fucking smart answer! Why don't you fucking aim, huh? I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose. You just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth. The fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue? No, I don't have any brothers. I was raised in a house of women! I highly doubt they fucking taught you to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want! I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fucking porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the 21 st century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls, yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! That's right, man. I like to fucking read! You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here? I've been dropping loads around this fucking house like a goddamn dump truck. You don't cum on my stuff! I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James. I'll fucking cum in your kitchen. I'll cum on your fucking art. I'll cum anywhere I want! I will fucking cum right on you! I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride! Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now. I fucking dare you to cum on me! God! I'm gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here! This, no more, man. All over your fucking face. This fucking all more. All over the fucking place! I'll fucking cum anywhere I want! I'll fucking cum on these walls! I'll cum on the fucking cabinets! On the fucking furniture! I'll cum everywhere! If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fucking shoot it off! You don't have enough bullets, bitch. No fucking jerking off in my house, McBride!
This Is the End
19.1s
- Take your hands away. I saw the boner. - I'm not doing it. Move your fucking hands. - Fine! You wanna see it? - Yeah. Feast your eyes. I'm gonna go poop out these drugs. You're gonna go jerk off these thoughts. If we both still wanna talk about this afterwards, we can. But not until then. Dave Skylark never backs down from a jerk-off.
The Interview