You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. I think God might have just fucked up, made a mistake, and left us behind by accident. I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate. It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay? We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here. Why are you so sure? I've done things, man. I...
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What? I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there. " I must have misheard you. I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker. Hey, okay, ease up. Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God. So how we gonna decide this, fellas? All right, guys, it's simple. Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
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Oh, shit. What happened? What did I do? Take me back! What did I do? I'll tell you what happened, Franco. You don't get to get sucked up into Heaven 'cause you were being petty. Tom Petty. You may not have invited me to your party, but you're the guest of honor at mine. What?
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I fucked Lindsay Lohan. She was fucked up. She was high. It was at the Chateau Marmont, and she kept banging on my door.
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Something, um, not that chill happened last night.
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I'll do it. Craig. All right.
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Let me ask you something.
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Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
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Is that... Seth.
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...and the first eyeball was an accident, but then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one. It was fucked up. But you know what? That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here. I got to admit something. I, uh...
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Yeah, dude. Your shift just ended, man. You don't have to help me if you don't want to. It's fine, I get it. The fuck else am I doing? I appreciate it, man. Thank you. Done and done. That's cool.
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# La-da-da-da-dah # It's the motherfucking D - O-double-G # Snoop Dogg! # La-da-da-da-dahh # You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E. # Water.
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Danny? What the fuck? You guys are still alive? Yeah. Holy shit, I didn't expect that. Fuck out here.
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I'm not going. What? I'm not going. I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go. What? Let me break it down for you.
