Freeze. Stand right there. - We're telling the truth. - Keep it going. - Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that. You gotta fucking take care of this. No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes again, okay? Fuck that shit. I don't wanna get shitcanned. I like this job. Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall. Okay, okay!
Superbad
8.2s
You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him? Not yet. No. All right, well, you better. That guy's the fucking anti-poon. Seth, it's dishes time. What's the holdup?
Superbad
11.2s
- It's just beer. - Give me a break. - It's just beer. - Man up. What happened? What, did you lose him? He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive. - This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.
Superbad
3.4s
So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?
Superbad
6.2s
I was gonna go to the mall. I have to get a new comforter.
Superbad
10.2s
And lube. Seth? Are...? Are you crying?
Superbad
2.3s
We were gonna go to Hawaii.
Superbad
20.7s
- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man. You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass. - It really is. - Really? Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...? The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ. Seriously. Take that. Are there any ladies we'd like to show this tape to?
Superbad
16.8s
- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.
Superbad
17.5s
- Are you okay? - I so flirt with you in math. Tell me about it. I... Samesies. I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl. I know. I've wanted to get with you, like, so hard.
My name? It's M... McLov... McLovin. McLovin? Yeah.
Superbad
2s
- She's going around the corner. - Come on!
Superbad
2s
Evan, let's go to your house.
Superbad
2.1s
Fogell. What's up?
Superbad
1.7s
Can you answer me?
Superbad
37.4s
- Fuck you, Evan! - Don't fucking touch me. Why did you do that? - You shined the light in my face. - You did too. - I'm driving. - We were playing Lightsabers. - Excuse me. - Oh, my God. Are you guys gonna make sure he's okay? - Check on him. - You check. - You go out there and check on him. - Fuck that. You go. Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there and check on him.
Superbad
13.8s
She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."
