I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean... Craig sacrificed himself for us, which means that there's still hope. That means we can be redeemed. Yeah. It means that if we're actually nice to each other, we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal. All right, I got it, let's just head out to my place in Malibu. Yeah. Just survive long enough until we do enough good things and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices, and we'll all go to Heaven together. That's a great idea, James. Seriously, really, really good idea. Really, you're such a smart guy. Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.
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Holy shit, Jay, all right! Yeah, we did it! I'm not getting sucked up into Heaven! What do you mean? Why not? I don't know why not! Take my hand! Okay, take me with you, Jay! I'll take you with me. Ah! Yay! Yeah! Ah! Whoo!
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You really think this is the Apocalypse? You saw something out there, didn't you? All right, let's just say for sake of argument, what if I did? What if this is the real shit, right now, happening?
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Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me! Oh, my God. Oh, no. That thing's big. Holy shit. Oh, it's so big. Oh, man. Oh, Jesus.
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3.8s
Are you okay? What happened, man? I don't know! There's something out there.
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4.1s
He can't touch us! We're in a force field!
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2s
The fuckin' stench.
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1.8s
Watch out, watch out!
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20.3s
Shit, are they still there? I think they're gone. Are they gone? Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny? Why did he have to do that, man? He was in the clear. That is textbook. Vanity or... Is it vanity? Vanity or envy. Is it envy or wrath? It's any of them, man. You can't do that. It's being a sore winner, is what it is, more than anything. That's exactly what it is. You can't be a sore winner. No.
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I mean, it's, like, the real, like Apocalypse. It's, like, the Book of Revelations, like that means there's a God. Right? I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time. Who fuckin' saw that coming? That there's actually a God? I'd say 95% of the planet.
