I know this is probably my fault because I put you on a pedestal, but you should not be dishonest with your friends. But you really let me down.
This Is the End
21.6s
I got this. What? I'll distract the thing. I'll run over there screaming and shit, and that should give you enough time to get to the garage. Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you. Maybe I deserve it. I've been shitty my whole life. Being selfish, only doing shit for me. Maybe it's only right that the last thing I do on this planet isn't for me.
This Is the End
6.4s
It's for you guys. Craig, you don't have to do that. Thank you very much, Craig. I appreciate that. You spineless...
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26.3s
# Love you # # When I die and they lay me to rest # Gonna go to the place that's the best # When I lay me down to die Look! What?
This Is the End
5.5s
It means a lot to you, and I appreciate that you'd give this to me, you stupid, stupid motherfucker!
This Is the End
2s
Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers.
This Is the End
3.1s
Let's get that money. Let's do it.
This Is the End
19.5s
Give her drinks! Give her drinks! Put the drinks in a bag! Oh, God. Get all the drinks in a bag! Hurry the fuck up! Okay, they're getting the drinks. Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away. All right, you can put the ax down now. Now, Franco! Shoot her face! Shoot her! I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson! Look, Emma, just stay here with us. It's a lot safer than out there.
This Is the End
7.3s
# Everybody, yeah # Rock your body, yeah What?
This Is the End
2.3s
Get out of here, let's get out of here.
This Is the End
1.9s
This is fucked up.
This Is the End
2.1s
Jesus! Oh, no!
This Is the End
3s
Shit. It's gone, guys.
This Is the End
6.9s
Awesome. Wow! Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Cool. Thanks a lot, eh? Thanks a lot. Okay, man.
This Is the End
1.4s
Come on, motherfucker. Shit!
This Is the End
9.7s
It's not gonna take me with you! We're going down! Keep holding on and you'll get pulled up, too! It's not! No, I won't, man! I don't deserve to.