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What the hell was that? It's already going crazy out there, guys. We can't leave. I'm not leaving, okay? I'm a victim. I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me. When I was a kid, I had man-titties. The bullies held me down, they tittie-fucked me. That's what's happening out there right now. That's right, we are all soft. Yeah. We are all soft! We are actors! We pretend to be hard, man. Yeah. We soft as baby shit. As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man? Hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing to the painting, man? We got to board this shit up, man. Board it up? We got to protect ourselves. We don't know how long we gonna be in here. Okay, chill. There's raccoons, and bandits, and shit out there. This is Obey, man! If you get out the way! This is my favorite fucking painting! What are you doing, Craig? Guys, help. Help. Help. Get off.
This Is the End
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Um... Can I have that Milky Way? No, you can't have the Milky Way. That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What? I went out this morning, specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party. That's weird. It's not weird. It's my special food. I like it. Back me up on that, Seth. I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way. I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way. Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way. A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable. Everyone gets a fifth of everything. I want one-fifth of your T-shirt! I want the bottom part, the belly. I'm not sporting a crop top in your house. I'll cut that shit off and make a headband. You couldn't handle my midriff. Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way. For fuck's sake. No, for real, I have low blood sugar, and if my endorphins drop too low, I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around. What? Your LBS starts acting up, you can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay? One finger scoop of Nutella. Fair. I'm going to bed. Jesus fucking... Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah. Night, James.
This Is the End
25.9s
I'm gonna sleep with you. What? I'm gonna sleep with you. It's too scary to sleep alone. But this is my little area. Well, I'm invading your little area. I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay? Are you mad at me, man? If I was pissed at you, I'm sure it would have something to do with the fact that I had no interest in coming to this house socially, and now, I am barricaded in here with a bunch of people that I really hate.
This Is the End