Like an angel. What about the host of the party? # I ain't got no panties on # He ain't got no panties, everybody! # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't nobody got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't no party like a no-panty party # 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop # Fuck those panties # Fuck those... # Fuck those panties # Fuck those panties # What's not kid-friendly? There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? Yeah. There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
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The fuck, Seth? I don't know what's happening!
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Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey? Go ahead.
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Oh, my God! Oh, oh... Oh, Jesus.
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Oh! Jesus! Hey, Jay.
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Run! Jesus Christ!
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What about...
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Why the fuck did you bring me down here?
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Oh, it's so bright in here. It is fucking bright. Oh, I'm so high. There's so many delicious choices. What do I do? I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay. Excuse me, would it be possible for my daughter to use your restroom? She's really got to go. Read the sign. Customers only. Seriously? Why the fuck you think I put up the sign? It's okay, Dad. I can hold it. Let's just buy something for your mother. Yeah, well, I guess you better, huh? This cash register lady is mean. I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me? When I'm stoned, I can't do this. I think I'm just gonna head back to your place. I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's. Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen if you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay? I hate it in there. I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.
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And Danny fucking eats me. Why does he eat you? I don't know. I'm just trying to think of, like, the nastiest way to go. Yeah, he could eat you. Okay. That's a good idea, man. He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me.
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Who wants a sip? Sip time.
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Nope, I'm... I sorry.
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What about me?
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Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now. We're gonna sing to all the ladies. All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice. # Take your panties off # Take your panties off # Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me # Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? # I'll do one of them things.
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I have no idea what he's talking about honestly. Did anybody get sucked up into the sky? I didn't see anything. I don't know what he's talking about. You were there with me. What are you saying? All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished. I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky. You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're... It's not over! It's okay. Just relax.
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Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip! It's too late for you! You're already in the hole! What the fuck are you talking about? Get the fuck out of my way!
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No, okay, ask Seth. He was... You were there. Tell them. Seth, what the fuck's he talking about?