Um... Can I have that Milky Way? No, you can't have the Milky Way. That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What? I went out this morning, specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party. That's weird. It's not weird. It's my special food. I like it. Back me up on that, Seth. I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way. I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way. Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way. A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable. Everyone gets a fifth of everything. I want one-fifth of your T-shirt! I want the bottom part, the belly. I'm not sporting a crop top in your house. I'll cut that shit off and make a headband. You couldn't handle my midriff. Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way. For fuck's sake. No, for real, I have low blood sugar, and if my endorphins drop too low, I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around. What? Your LBS starts acting up, you can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay? One finger scoop of Nutella. Fair. I'm going to bed. Jesus fucking... Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah. Night, James.
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I'm gonna sleep with you. What? I'm gonna sleep with you. It's too scary to sleep alone. But this is my little area. Well, I'm invading your little area. I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay? Are you mad at me, man? If I was pissed at you, I'm sure it would have something to do with the fact that I had no interest in coming to this house socially, and now, I am barricaded in here with a bunch of people that I really hate.
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12.8s
Maybe this was meant to be. Maybe this horrible, horrible, deadly earthquake happened so we could become closer as a group of friends. I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man. I'm a lone wolf. DMX isn't a lone wolf.
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4.2s
Where's the edge of this shit? Your thumb's in my butthole, man.
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5.8s
There it is, got that dick now. That dick is coming now.
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1.5s
It's heavy.
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2.7s
Oh, God, no!
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11.9s
What? That's crazy. It's just... You fucking heathen. Okay, here's the thing. Let's say for a second there was blue light sucking people up into the sky. That means that we were not awesome enough to go to heaven.
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6.1s
You guys! This man was alive a few seconds ago. We can't play soccer with his head! Pick it up, Jonah!
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7.4s
Hang on a second. What? Guys, I know it sounds really weird, but I don't think we should let him in.
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5.9s
Wait a second. I know what happened. You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm-hmm.
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3.4s
Shit, what do we do? Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em!
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2.5s
Yeah, got this big dick.
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2.6s
Hey. Hey.
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17s
Oh, my God! I got it. I got it, guys. There's blood all over my floor! Time to relax for a second. Okay, someone should look out the hole. I ain't looking out that hole! Last person looked through that hole got his head chopped off! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whatever is out there might still be out there.
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3.3s
Should I shoot? - Shut up, Franco! - Shoot the door, Franco!