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Oh, it's so bright in here. It is fucking bright. Oh, I'm so high. There's so many delicious choices. What do I do? I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay. Excuse me, would it be possible for my daughter to use your restroom? She's really got to go. Read the sign. Customers only. Seriously? Why the fuck you think I put up the sign? It's okay, Dad. I can hold it. Let's just buy something for your mother. Yeah, well, I guess you better, huh? This cash register lady is mean. I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me? When I'm stoned, I can't do this. I think I'm just gonna head back to your place. I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's. Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen if you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay? I hate it in there. I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.
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25.7s
Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now. We're gonna sing to all the ladies. All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice. # Take your panties off # Take your panties off # Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me # Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? # I'll do one of them things.
This Is the End
19.9s
I have no idea what he's talking about honestly. Did anybody get sucked up into the sky? I didn't see anything. I don't know what he's talking about. You were there with me. What are you saying? All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished. I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky. You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're... It's not over! It's okay. Just relax.
This Is the End
27.8s
Hey, you guys okay? Are you guys okay? There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that? That was insane. Fuck, no. We can't feel anything in here. This place is a fucking fortress. That wasn't an earthquake, man. That was something way fucking crazier. No... What's crazier than an earthquake? There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky and people getting sucked up into the sky. He's on hallucinogens. Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart. Keep going, man. What are you talking about?
This Is the End