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If you don't assassinate him... We already quit. ...I'm gonna assassinate both of you.

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'Cause we're a team. Okay. Freaks forever, brother.

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Look out! Shit!

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Run! Go!

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# And take your money # All I wanna do is... # B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F. forever. B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.

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It's pretty great. We should make sequels to more of our movies. Yeah! How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2? Yeah. Do 128 Hours. The beginning of the rest of your comedies. Looks good.

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Holy shit, man. Where did you get these? Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying? Hide it. Okay.

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Should we call Red? Get more weed? Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy. Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys. I hooked you guys up. Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson.

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I smoked weed with Steve Jobs, and that's when he came up with the iPad.

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Let's do all the drugs. I don't really want to. Should have thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasy.

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# Gangnam style # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style # Gangnam style # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh # Eh, sexy lady # Op, op, op, op # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh # Oppan Gangnam style # # I fly like paper, get high like planes # If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name # If you come around here, I make 'em all day # I get one down in a second if you wait...

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What lifestyle are you into? Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right? No, I'm not a hipster, at all. Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, and the bottom of your pants are awful tight. No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster. I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved. I don't even... You like Forrest Gump? No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit. "Life is like a box of chocolates," no? Yeah, no, I'm familiar with it.

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This is crazy! Yeah? Yeah, man, right? Look at it. A bit much. I don't think it is a bit much. I think it's right on the money. What is he, Pablo Escobar? Come on, man, this is an awesome street. Channing Tatum lives up there. Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about... This is the sexiest street in America. You and Channing Tatum. I think he's attractive.

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Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing, so I'm gonna find someone I can bum a smoke off of outside, all right? That's tight, dude. Honestly, I like you. Hey, likewise. Okay, dude, come back. I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys.

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You okay, man? It's nothing. It's just, you know, as soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do. What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass. I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man? I did not ditch you. I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette. Well, you know, my cigarette was an excuse. I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick. Jonah was not being a prick. If anything, you were kind of being a prick. Jonah's the nicest guy ever, man. Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. Nobody's that nice. Jonah is that nice. Serial killers are that nice. Just answer me one question. Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured? Oh, for fuck's sake. I picture it looking like a little donut, like a little pink sprinkled donut.

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"You never know what you're gonna get. "

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Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey. How's it going, man? Yeah, good. So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie. When are you gonna do some, like, real acting, man? Okay, thank you. Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man. Give me the Seth Rogen laugh. Seth Rogen, everybody. All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos. Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?

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For you, I will go. I promise, I'll stay with you all night, okay? I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I want to be with you all night. And you know why else? 'Cause nobody puts Jay in the corner.

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